An arab at airport:

- Name?
- Abdul AlRazhib.
- Sex?
- Three to five times a week.
- No, no, I mean male or female.
- Yes, male, female, sometimes camel.
- Holy cow!
- Yes, cow, dog, even sheep.
- But isn’t that hostile?
- Horse style, doggy style, any style!
- Oh dear!
- No, no, deer run too fast!

Message from Osama bin Laden to George W. Bush

After numerous rounds of "We don't even know if Osama is still alive", Osama himself decided to send George Bush a letter in his own handwriting to let him know he was still in the game. Bush opened the letter and it contained a single line of Coded message: 370H-SSV-0773H Bush was baffled, so he e-mailed it to Condoleezza Rice. Condi and her aides had not a clue either, so they sent it to the FBI. No one could solve it at the FBI so it went to the CIA, then to MI6 and Mossad. Eventually they asked Australian Intelligence (ASIO) for help. Within a minute, ASIO emailed the White House with this reply: "Tell the President he's holding the message upside down."

Ajunge Osama in rai si da nas in nas cu Sfantul Petru la intrare

Sfantul Petru: TU?!?!? Tu vrei sa intri aicii????
Osama: Nu, am zis eu ca vreau sa intru?
Osama: Aveti 5 secunde sa iesiti cu totii!!!

Un englez, un American si un arab stau de vorba despre familiile lor intr-un bar

Englezul zice:
"Am 10 copii acasa si daca as mai face unul as avea o echipa de fotbal!"
"Eeii", spune americanul, "eu am 15 copii acasa si daca ma mai fortez o data imi fac o echipa de fotbal american!"
In sfarsit, arabul zice: "Eu am 17 neveste acasa". Face o pauza in timp ce soarbe tacticos din pahar. "Daca imi mai iau una, imi fac teren de golf!"

Un arab intra intr-un bar in SUA

Se duce la barman si spune:
- Ahrem bahra mahji COLA!
Barmanul foarte nelamurit, il intreaba:
- Un pahar mare si rece cu ce?